1. It would be really good to meet other guys that do what I do for a change.

2. It would be really good to meet guys, whose wives do what you do.

3. I think it would be very educational. I could learn things that might help me do my job better.

4. I am feeling a little down, and I think this might be just what the doctor ordered.

5. Once and for all, I want to see for myself that Kansas City is not really in Kansas, or is it?

6. I still haven't found the perfect steak.

7. Boulevard Brewery desperately needs my opinion.

8. I think it would be really good for me to sit around in a hotel conference room drinking cheap canned beer from numerous coolers lining the walls and bullsh!^^g with men who lost their alcohol tolerance at the same time I did: about 3 years ago when our first kid was born.

9. Think Honey, for the small price of only a few hundred bucks, you could have a whole weekend of quality time with the kids.

10. ANY OTHERS GUYS?