SEX TOYS!!!

ticktock
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A friend of mine was wondering if any of you guys knew a good place to buy some sexy-time stuff on the internet. My friend is too embarassed to buy stuff at the local Hustler store. My friend wants to buy his wife a Valentine's Day present. My friend is lame. Can you believe he would ask something so dumb and obvious? Anyway, I thought I'd pass along the request so that you guys could chip in with advice. I've already told him all the places that I get stuff, but maybe you all have better options. For my friend.




scottm
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you know, no need to ask

Before I opened the link I said "this is ticktock". ;) Tell your "friend" that I've been told by "my friend" you can look at GrandOpening.com or vippleasures.com. ;) But I have no personal experience....
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Adam & Eve has good stuff at

Adam & Eve has good stuff at good prices, quick delivery, and discreet packaging...

...so I've heard...



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Too bad....

..your friend isn't "packing magnums" like you (http://www.athomedad.org/node/2049). I bet that satisfies 'em every time.

Just kidding- take a look at babeland.com. They're a little more woman-friendly, I think. At least that's what my friends' wives all say.



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Babeland!

Formerly Toys in Babeland.
They ghave stores in LA Seattle, and two in NYC. They have a wide selection of everything naughty including videos.

I recomend them very highly.

http://www.babeland.com/

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Do I Ask or Not?

Okay...I'll brave it and ask...for those of us just starting out in this area of play (my "friend" just bought his first sex toy about 2 weeks ago), what recommendations do you guys and your "friends" have? What should I...I mean my "friends"...start out with? Any suggestions?

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I'm sad

Such establishments are "technically" illegal is this ass backward state. To paraphrase: "You show me where in the Alabama constitution that a woman has a right to an orgasm."

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Depends

Depends on your toy. A "friend" of mine and "his wife" have the toy she had before they got together. For my "friend's wife" its "big blue" a hue vibrating fellow, that may be too much for some women. The easyest way to get started, "my friend tells me" after we got to Mass is, "here honey, you show me." "My wife's friend' does it a few times and "my frined" takes over. He, my friend, also finds a combo of toy and oral is as good as chochalte and penutbutter. Have lube handy. :-)

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Bringing home the groceries.

Go to the market and buy a cucumber, a couple of carrots and some radishes. Bring them home and wash them thoroughly. Engage in suggestive discussion. Ask your wife to go and wait for you in the bedroom. Put the produce in a very pretty, fancy bowl or dish. Go meet her in the bedroom, taking the bowl with you. Ask her to use her imagination. Ask her to show you. Now, you take over.

When you are done, immediately get up and take the bowl back to the kitchen. When she comes to find you later, ask her to sit in one of the chairs at the table. Tie her to the chair. You may want to gag her as well. Take out your largest, scariest knife. Use the knife to cut and chop the produce into small pieces. Put the pieces on your best china plate. Sit down at the table directly across from her. Look into her eyes like an animal. Then, devour every last piece of the produce while she watches.

Hope this helps. I've never tried it.



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Get this "book"

http://www.amazon.com/Invitations-Grrreat-Sex-Laura-Corn/dp/0962962899
It's a book that has "Invitations" you send to your partner. Each invite has some planning involved and they all end up as a really good time. We had it and it was fantastic. It really helps you spice things up.

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Pucker Up

You can also try this gals book:
"Down adn Dirty Sex Secrets," By Trisan Tormino
http://www.puckerup.com/home/?&=

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Bassmaster
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its everywhere

just google up SEXY PLAY STUFF and WHAM ur gonna get a million places



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For toys I highly recommend

For toys I highly recommend www.sexnology.com and for other fun stuff www.bettersex.com. Hope that these help.



ticktock
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Exactly.

"WHAM ur gonna get a million places"

I'd rather have a few reputable places that are recommended than a million sketchy ones. If that makes any sense.



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Will you please repeat the question?

Maybe my answer should have been "Kroger."

Just kidding. Good question. I am not a total psychopath...honestly.



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Babeland

Babeland is awasome dude. Adam and Eve is OK but can be a little trashy, IMO.

Another great place is Good Vibrations in San Fransico:
http://www.goodvibes.com/

Also Eve's Garden here in NYC. Men weren't even aloud in this store for years in order to keep it a safe haven for women. They have a men's section as well and were endoresed by (gasp) Oprah.
http://evesgarden.com/shop/

Ah, I asked my wife I don't know this just off the tip of my head. No really!

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yeah, i'm late, but here's a

yeah, i'm late, but here's a question. who's the toy actually FOR?? maybe she wants it the other way around?? if that's the case i'd recommend a fleshlight. at the very least, a vibrating ring for double the fun. there are.....erm.....other things......that could be used, but if this is the case.....yeah, well you're on your own, there.

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Better late than never...

Hey guys, a friend of mine told me he and his wife both enjoy going to and shopping online at the Hustler Holllywood store. www.hustlerhollywood.com

Huge selection, both classy and trashy... depending on what kind of time you want to have. Hope you find exactly what you are looking for!



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Hustler Store is better in person.

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