It has come to my attention that you are dangerously close to using up your remaining 28 dad points. As you may or may not be aware, once a Dad reaches 1,000 points, you will no longer be able to post comments and your computer will be loaded with a malicious self-destruct program.

I would also like to take this opportunity to warn Mr. TickTock that he is coming dangerously close to the previously mentioned 1,000 point limit as well.

I will not warn CIA Alum, aka Chef, because I will be glad when his computer finally self-destructs.

Well-done gentlemen. Thank you for your contributions. It was nice having you here while it lasted.

Ps. Mike might permit you to purchase more Dad point credits by sending a small contribution to DaddysHome Inc., Attn. AtHomeDad.org. Alternatively, this post might be total b.s.