******RANT WARNING*****
I'm not talking about the obvious ads, with some doofus husband who can't figure out how to vacum. Those are too blatant and easily ignored. I'm talking about the subtle ones you can read into, rightly or wrongly, with interpretations that probably didn't occur to the ad guys.
My most recent hate-fest was inspired by American Airlines. The commercial with the daughter talking to dad on the phone -- "Where are you this time, Daddy." "I'm in London, sweetie." and so on. Something in that girl's voice hits me like an umbrella in the eye. It's a subtle sadness. The sub-dialog should really be "When are you coming home, Daddy? Are you going to miss my ballet recital again? When will you read me a bedtime story in person instead of over the phone?" To which the dad replies, "But snookums, if Daddy doesn't keep globe-trotting for Haliburton, we'd have to move into a house with less than 10,000 square feet and fire the cleaning lady." The daughter does get a consolation prize at the end of the commercial, though. She gets to go on a business trip with dad. Then I yell at the TV.
YOU F*CKING RETARD! WHO THE F*CK DOES THAT TO A KID?
Oh, I forgot, a few million distant, distracted, high-income dads DO exactly that. Now that I think of it, I seem to remember a hotel commercial in which the mom or dad did actually read a bedtime story over the phone.
Society is doomed, you know. Our own kids will be fine, of course, but the rest -- definitely doomed...
I feel better now, thanks.









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