Aloha,
Expecting my first boy by 5-22-8, so will be new to wiping baby butt, and new to prostrating myself to the world via blogging. I am comp savvy as I have one in every room of this house, but I never checked out a blog prior to me starting one a month ago. I figured that I would profess my child-rearing-mishaps to the world, especially because I don’t think the snobby moms around this upper class neighborhood would appreciate a man intruding in their stroller-runners club, and simply because I am going to be confined to this house for many a year. So why not interact with a bunch of dudes on the other side of the continent. I actually look forward to being sahd. Sure I’m excited and scared to death, but what the hell, my girlfriend makes big bucks and I don’t really make enough to keep the diapers from running out. So here I go… I think my days of surfing till noon are coming to an end. Perhaps I can get the grandma’s to watch the boy in the mornings, oh what the hell, I’ll just leave the tv on.
Pull the skin back. What!
It seems like you have the right attitude?
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Jay:
Welcome to the brotherhood!
What is the headline "Pull the skin back" referring to?
and GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!
He already hate us...We can't say that about him....I bet he's a thong guy....
Love to you the newest super hero ..."Thong Man"
Chef Kev
Please stop biting Daddy's buttocks !!!!!
JPhillip said it, therefor it is, Chef= C=Caring, H=Helpful, E=Excellent, F=Fubar
...BPD is going to unload a clip into all of us at the convention. :)
Oh yeah...welcome to the site dude!
Randy
Cincinnati, OH
SAHD to Ryder (2 yrs)
Great spirits have always experienced violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein
Kev, Pull the skin back is in reference to a child-hood memory I had recalled at the moment of posting. It pertains to having to painfully pull the foreskin back as a child while bathing. I was having a flash forward to what I will have to do with my boy, and I sort of got creeped out. Sorry for sharing. And get out of the house indeed. I tend to exaggerate a bit, the women aren’t as snobby as they may seem, it’s just that when a pack of clucking women go waltzing by the beach while I’m getting in my wetsuit to go surf, and I see their botox injected faces and voluptuous implants, I tend to immediately think, snob. Of course I would be friends with them in two diapers and a bottle shake, as I am with some. Soon to be many, many more.
Bellyman, wouldn’t it be nice if we could actually see our kids become what we want them to. A pro surfer would be fantastic. Of course, as my parents know all too well, kids tend to become more like their peers than their parents. Of course that is not to say my boy won’t be surfing before he can talk.
I am actually excited to be a dad. I just started my blog, and I do like to joke around a lot, but in addition to writing about my everyday child-rearing mishaps, I actually want to write about serious topics as well that relate to parenting. I read a lot of sociology books, and lately books that relate to psychological development, so hopefully I may actually be able to contribute something, smart. Who knows, it could happen…
Thanks fellas, we’ll see if I actually stick to this whole blogging and forum thing.
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Kev, Pull the skin back is in reference to a child-hood memory I had recalled at the moment of posting. It pertains to having to painfully pull the foreskin back as a child while bathing. I was having a flash forward to what I will have to do with my boy, and I sort of got creeped out.
Our two boys aren't circumcised. and my 4 year old doesn't seem to have a problem with it. (the other is just a week old) Remember that it doesn't fully separate until the child is around 2-3 so don't pull it back to clean until then, just wash off the outside.
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