It is going to be a long day

RenoDad
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So it is 10:00AM and they already have me exhausted.

I'm trying to remember where it said that calling your son a Dickhead is good parenting technique. :-)

Greg




dbrigham
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hang in there

Hang in there, Greg. Long weekend coming!

Dave, full-time child roadie for Owen and Amelia
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jpod00
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LOL

That would be under the category of things that you say that they 'actually' never hear. Getting it out without getting caught is ALL technique!

Jim
Boulder, CO
Dad to Cole, Luke & Trev



Hossman
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same here

I believe the term "little bastard" has esaped my lips. Don't feel to bad.



Mr. Dad
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Don't forget

SOB comes to mind.



CiaAlum92
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I have invented a whole new set of swearwords

But there is nothing that can replace a well timed "f" bomb ( under my breath of course ). I'm not even aloud to call her "Butt head" when the wife is watching...."Rasa Frasen rickety racken" is my favorite one ....Yosemity Sam . BTW what is a galoot?

EDIT: never mind.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galoot
LOL
Chef Kev
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JPhillip said it, therefor it is, Chef= C=Caring, H=Helpful, E=Excellent, F=Fubar



ZeeGerman
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Another suggestion... ;-)

As you might be able to tell by my user name... I am German.

Needless to say, our boy gets raised bilingual. Which will save me some trouble about calling him "bad names". 'Cause I am using German ones. At least nobody at the store, playground etc. will notice when he picks up these words (he is not talking yet) and is going to "throw" them back at me (or even other people).

So how about using some foreign words!? It will make you feel better and nobody else should notice. At least as long as not too many of such "foreigners" live in your area.

P.S. I might get into trouble when my parents come for a visit, though.



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