Ridiculous spam thread

leaderschoice
leaderschoice's picture
Posts: 2
Joined: 2008-07-20
Dad Points: 10

Hi to all!

This looks like a great place to talk on sensitive topics )) Just from reading the posts it looks like everybody is rather open-minded and supportive :) Thanks to all for this, it's great when somebody can come up to a forum with a question he would otherwise be not very comfortable asking, which is exactly my situation. I want to ask for some advice in choosing adult movies or DVDs for me and my husband to help us bring an element of excitement and novelty in our relationship...

We've been married for eighteen years now, and are still wildly in love with each other. We love to roll in bed and do all kinds of crazy things. We are so close to each other spiritually and fit each other so well that we really have no shames, doubts, or secrets in between us. We are not afraid to experiment in bed, and love to spruce up our intimacy with something original. So here is my question. Recently we decided to try watching erotic and porn movies together, and the idea itself kind of tickled our senses in a very new and pleasant way... the problem is that all my husband could get in local stores was cheap stuff. I can't believe how adult DVD stores can make money these days, all the movies are exactly alike - no theme, only dull, repetitive action! And while hot action is good, I don't think a good adult movie should make it so dull as to deprive every new movie of all novelty. So I was wondering if somebody could recommend really beautiful, elegant and chic adult movies or DVDs. We watched Pirates, and that is not chic in view of our standards... We are looking for something really unique. A few people on other forums suggested quality Russian erotica, but I don't even know where to find those kind of things.

I appreciate all feedback, thanks to everybody!




Mr. Dad
Mr. Dad's picture
Posts: 145
Joined: 2008-03-07
Dad Points: 201
Hmmmm

So you want Gone With the Wind with humping? Not sure it exists.



Gaming with Baby
Gaming with Baby's picture
Posts: 490
Joined: 2007-08-15
Dad Points: 698
Hooray!

The return of posts that all us "old timers" can get behind!

No pun intended.

-Will
gamingwithbaby.com | all your diapers are belong to us
my flickr



New No.2
New No.2's picture
Posts: 537
Joined: 2007-11-12
Dad Points: 753
Babeland

Said it before and I'll say it again: Babeland

http://www.babeland.com/videos-and-dvds

Given the glory that is NYC we have three Babelands

Anyhoo you can read the reviews and such. Also anything by Candida Royale tends toward plot and stuff. Very sex possative.

Be Seeing You.



JPhillip
JPhillip's picture
Posts: 656
Joined: 2006-11-17
Dad Points: 946
Hmmm.....

A wife of 18 years posting on an at-home dad website to ask about high-end adult movies? I smell fish.



ticktock
ticktock's picture
Posts: 713
Joined: 2006-11-06
Dad Points: 1225
Classy

My friend's wife wanted classy porn, so I looked around to help my friend out. I found a good list here... http://www.doctorg.com/bestadultfilms.htm

My pal told me that Behind the Green Door was classy hardcore. I don't know because I'm actually amish. I'm not allowed to use the devil computer normally, but I'm on rumspringa.
..........................................
http://www.altparenting.com



JPhillip
JPhillip's picture
Posts: 656
Joined: 2006-11-17
Dad Points: 946
Hey, TickTock...

Is your wife's friend hot? How about send me a picture? If you don't have one, just a pic of your wife would be great. As you know, I think she is sexy-smart.



ticktock
ticktock's picture
Posts: 713
Joined: 2006-11-06
Dad Points: 1225
If I were one of those non-existent mods

I would move your post to the "ABC's Wife Swap" thread.
..........................................
http://www.altparenting.com

But, thank goodness they are non-existent.



msmithivas
msmithivas's picture
Posts: 91
Joined: 2006-11-05
Dad Points: 150
yeah fishy

Like JPhillip says. This "lady" has the wherewithal to find a stay at home dad forum on the internet but can't find porn on the web that she likes. What's wrong with that eh?



twentief
twentief's picture
Posts: 1
Joined: 2008-07-20
Dad Points: 1
Try this

Definitely look at Andrew Blake's films, some are really good, but that is entirely on the softcore side. If you would like to have a mixture of hot action and beauty, then I would suggest you try some European, particularly Russian adult movies. There are many studios in Russia that are only starting to open up their erotic art, and yes, art it is. My husband bought a few on his first trip to Moscow a few years back and since then we've seen others, together. You can find most of what is available at [deleted], may be somewhere else, but at least we've been ordering from them in the past and they could always be relied on. If you do check them out, definitely have a look at the Naughty Novels, Sex in the Outdoors and the Amateur categories. What is good about Russian erotica is that it fits couples very well, and I think this is exactly what you are looking for. Beautiful, intelligent, unconventional and very sexy.



mbieweng
Posts: 358
Joined: 2006-10-31
Dad Points: 1066
New angle on spam

Sounds like spam to me... A new, subtle, approach, but spam none the less. How about I delete this thread?



smacmartin
Posts: 36
Joined: 2008-06-15
Dad Points: 73
if i looks like a duck..........

i have a hard time finding this thread to be real so a deletion would not hurt my feelings at all....as the saying goes

if it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, its probably a duck.



ticktock
ticktock's picture
Posts: 713
Joined: 2006-11-06
Dad Points: 1225
Yeah, but...

It's at least entertaining spam. Much better than the dude who unsubtly snuck in references to drug treatment. That one gave me shivers because he referenced me. Spammers- please don't reference me. It gives me the creeps.
..........................................
http://www.altparenting.com



New No.2
New No.2's picture
Posts: 537
Joined: 2007-11-12
Dad Points: 753
Yea

18 years seems to be the time frame for newbies in need lately. "We have been together for 18 years and are thinking about kids..."

Be Seeing You.



Greg Barbera
Posts: 169
Joined: 2006-11-16
Dad Points: 347
wow

those russian porn companies are savvy when it comes to marketing!



jimpmc
jimpmc's picture
Posts: 116
Joined: 2008-02-26
Dad Points: 161
Hey Jphilip

Glad to see you got your laptop back.

Zaniness should be posting shortly with a link to a Porn Addiction website.



CiaAlum92
CiaAlum92's picture
Posts: 513
Joined: 2007-12-19
Dad Points: 1490
JP is a cuckold

and I've said it before and ill say it again....Halibut
Chef Kev
a b c f g h i j klmnop thv wx 123
JPhillip said it, therefor it is, Chef= C=Caring, H=Helpful, E=Excellent, F=Fubar



JPhillip
JPhillip's picture
Posts: 656
Joined: 2006-11-17
Dad Points: 946
I didn't do it!

1. Look, I don't need any help finding more smut to get hooked on. It just seems to find me. And, I would not post such a stupid thread pretending to be some old wife. I think it would have been much hotter to pretend to be a new, young wife (See BackpackingDad). Or, maybe a young husband seeking porn for his young wife, who he can't seem to keep satisfied (right TickTock?).

2. You have to give this lady and twentief credit for creativity. But, we aren't as dumb as Chef looks.

3. I did not get my laptop back. I only get computer privileges at night now.

4. I am not a Cuckhold Husband. However, certain aspects of softswing and wifechat appeal to my eroticism.

5. Halibut is nasty, as nasty as grouper and swordfish. Tilapia is good, but weak-flavored. If you like that taste, why not go with a nice local flounder rather than have tilapia off an airplane from somewhere (if you are landlocked, then fine, go with the tilapia). Personally, flounder is a bit too subtle for my taste. Let's go with Mahi Mahi (aka non-mammal dolphin), a nice yellowfin tuna steak, or very fresh salmon.

6. Send me a message if you want to trade pics.



mbieweng
Posts: 358
Joined: 2006-10-31
Dad Points: 1066
So....keep it for the

So....keep it for the entertainment value? Really?

I'm at least deleting the link to the russian porn site. Have your entertainment, but I'm not sending them traffic.



CiaAlum92
CiaAlum92's picture
Posts: 513
Joined: 2007-12-19
Dad Points: 1490
i did some research in to the real meaning o a cuckold husband

Sorry JP even in jest that is not funny......I retract all my comments... Mahi Mahi ? really How about Wahoo? Or look these two up.....Wolf fish or St Peter fish or even Tile fish ( golden snapper I think), turbot is better that Tilapia.....If any of you gents say Monk fish I will squish them with my hands ( size 22 ring finger) I just don't like it.....

Chef Kev
a b c f g h i j klmnop thv wx 123
JPhillip said it, therefor it is, Chef= C=Caring, H=Helpful, E=Excellent, F=Fubar



Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.