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Pastor Bowling Ball & 2008 Convention Theme Song

Hogan
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Did you guys hear about another anti-at-home dad sermon by Pastor Bowling Ball (Not to be confused with Pastor Bowling Shirt)? You'll see what I mean when you watch the video.
It was also posted on Rebel Dad www.rebeldad.com a few days ago.

Pastor Bowling Ball said that God calls me a “Bum.” That St. Paul said that I’m worse than an infidel. And that hell is my future home.

Wow, I’ve gone from Mr. Mom to Mr. Bum to being worse than an “infidel.”

Today, Matt, our youngest, gets in the car and puts a CD he burned into the CD player and the first song that comes on is AC/DC's “Highway To Hell.” A vision of Pastor Bowling Shirt and Pastor Bowling Ball danced in my head.

I nominate “Highway to Hell” as this year’s At-Home Dad Convention theme song.

See you guys in hell… I mean Sacramento.

Everybody sing!!!!!!!!!!

Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Dont need reason, dont need rhyme
Aint nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

Im on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobodys gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobodys gonna mess me round
Hey satan, payed my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey momma, look at me
Im on my way to the promised land

Im on the highway to hell
(dont stop me)

And Im going down, all the way down
Im on the highway to hell


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Submitted by Hogan on Wed, 10/22/2008 - 6:39pm.

dayv27
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If you've ever driven on I-5

If you've ever driven on I-5 on a Friday at about 4:40 PM, through Sacramento, Highway to Hell would be an appropriate sond.

www.athomedadconvention.com


Thu, 10/23/2008 - 11:48am

SugarMamasBoy
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Looks more like...

Pastor Brunzwick Zone, however including Pastor in his name would be misleading and deceptive, for all we know may actually lead to hell, so maybe officially Mr. Brunzwick Zone in this case, or just MBZ for short. He sure looks like a great authority on sitting on ones ass though, however not much of one on getting up off of ones ass. They must use a pole with a ham attached to a roap to get this big fella up to the lecturn, looks like he wheels himself around with it too. Likely to go hungry on Thanksgiving at his house. Okay, enough jesting, all in good fun, we love and forgive you, your emenseness.

I think "Jesus Is Just Alright With Me" by the Dobbie Brothers would be a better theme song for SAHD's, may even like to hear MBZ's sermon on that but probably not.


Fri, 10/24/2008 - 3:51pm

Albyonfloats
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I also love how specific he is with the exact Bible verse

The book of Timothy. Thanx. That narrows it down. Since you want us to read the whole thing, you should know it's from chapter 5, verse 8. And since we're reading the whole thing, chapter 5 is about who is a widow that the church has to take care of vs. who is a widow with a family distant or otherwise, that could take care of her and relieve the church of the burden.

So to all the Strip Mall Pastors and their S@HD Jihad, I offer only this:

Colossians 3:23
Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for men

Making it look difficult. Living the dream.


Tue, 10/28/2008 - 10:05am

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