Okay, picture this. A relatively quiet park with count em! 3 dads and their kids playing and getting together to chat. There's a Mom (other team) there as well with her little boy. In between front A (the dads) and B (the mom) lies 2 sippy cups and a bag of goldfish.

Suddenly, one of the children from side A cheers with delight as a squirrel pops into the playground and runs up to the ziploc bag of goldfish. He proceeds to attempt to open the bag with no luck. Sides A and B both are watching what happens next, and naturally the dads are betting on how many goldfish the squirrel gets.

One of the team A dads chooses to intervene and scare the squirrel away when it runs away with what will turn into a torn ziploc bag somewhere in the park and crumbs of goldfish. This to the consternation of the children of course, who love to see the squirrel win the prize of yummy goldfish.

As the Dad returns triumphantly with a bag of ziploc'd goldfish with only minor holes in it, this is heard from Side B "You're not going to feed that to him, are you?"

Side A replies "No"

Side B, "I was going to have to say where is that boy's mother"

Side A, "You were going to have to say something, huh?"

Side B "Yes"

Side A "I believe in a strong immunity system for my son" The other dads nod to this, "Yeah" one says "We're dads!"

Just then a car screeches to a halt besides the park, and a frantic Side B mom runs in to grab the 2 sippy cups and just as quickly depart.

Side A "We probably wouldn't feed the goldfish to our children, because they weren't ours!"

End of battle decisions - Winners - Stalemate, but points to Side A for some witty comebacks.