Didn't one of you guys mention the song, "Leaving On a Jet Plane?"  Here is my Al Yankovic version.

All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go

I’m heading out to Omaha

I can’t wait to leave you with the kids

The dawn is breakin, its early morn

The guys are waiting, so don’t feel forlorn

Already I’m so happy I could cry.

CHORUS:

So kiss me and smile for me

Tell me that you won’t be mad at me

Have sex with me before I go.

I’m leaving on a jet plane

I know that I’ll be back again

Oh, babe, I need to go.

There’s so many times I’ve been around

So many times at the playground

I tell you now, I need a break

While in Omaha, I’ll think of you

Every beer I drink, I drink for you

When I come back, I’ll have sex with you again.

(CHORUS)

Now the time has come to leave you

One more time let me kiss you

Then close your eyes, Ill be on my way.

Dream about next year to come

When I will have to leave you alone

About the time, I will have to say,

So kiss me and smile for me

Tell me that you won’t be mad at me

Have sex with me before I go.

I’m leaving on a jet plane

I know that I’ll be back again

Oh, babe, I need to go.

There’s so many times I’ve been around

So many times been to the playground

I tell you now, I need a break

While in Omaha, I’ll think of you

Every beer I drink, I drink for you

When I come back, I’ll have sex with you again.