Or should we call them Daddy Day Care Moments? When everything is going wrong, and you feel like the whole world is laughing at you, the idiot Dad who can't do anything right.

Today the expressed milk leaked out of it's bottle (I even put a cap on it) and all over my diaper bag, and I was trailing dripping milk behind me all through the hallway to the doctor's office.

Then my 2 year old Sasha was running wild in the doctor's office when I noticed that my newborn Juliet's poop had squirted out of her cloth diaper all over her onsie and onto the fabric of the car seat carrier. So, I had to clean all this up while Sasha was climbing the walls. (I'll rant on cloth diapers and how my wife duped me into this parent trap later).

Then, we got home and Sasha sat on the potty like a good girl, but unfortunately she was also sitting on her new disney costume dress, and she peed all over it.

I'm considering a Dad-tini, and it's not even noon yet.